Bottles & Chimney
If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I’d swim to the bottom and never come up! But since it ain’t vodka and I ain’t a duck, Just pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up!!!

Archive for September 2008

oooaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo smoking is banned frm OCt2!

September 29, 2008

my big fat brown ass u’ll ban smoking! um sure u’ll find some sense frm my next sentance…..wotz easier asking 5 or 6 cigg companies to close down or putting millions into trouble!!!!! for the lov of god man!!!!         now you’ll question me…cigg smoking is bad for health!!!! DDDUUUUHhhhhh! lik i said it was […]

herez my version

September 25, 2008

swat it mite not be a diary entry like you wrote….cause quite plainly i dont know how to write like tht!! and i dont use fancy words cause i dont know fancy words!!! it’s plain and it’s simple witha obviously a slight buildup….but being the smart gal that you are i am sure you will […]


September 24, 2008

The male ego is very simple!! It’s always Hungry and girls just keep feeding it so that everybody is happy! It is hurt for simple reasons like “Hey know what the other guy is 2 inches taller than you are” to far moreserious things like “God Damm dont tell me u have a erection cause […]