Bottles & Chimney
If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I’d swim to the bottom and never come up! But since it ain’t vodka and I ain’t a duck, Just pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up!!!

Living with the manoossss

kaaya salleeeeeeee…….eeerrrr i hope i got the fckin speeling correct!!!!

1. Kandha is like air…add it to everything you eat!

2. Oh! he’s not a north indian….he actually takes offence….sob north indian starts if you stay even 1 km above the k’nataka and andhra border!!

3. “Abe north indian log accha nahi hai”…chuthiya tu bi tho wahan se ho…

4. its not lvade…its lovade!!! bottle is bottal got it!

5. shivaji maharaj is god….so why the f ck did he die????

6. Shivaji maharaj was the god’s gift to india

7. shivaji maharaj is more popular than lady gaga and thtz that!

8. politics, politics and more politics!!!!!!

9. Hindi movieig are ok (read movieg) marati movies are the best and should win oscars every year!!!

10.Tamil is like poison into the ears!!!!

11.Tamil nadu mei to hindi kisiko nahi aathire!!! DUH! its called tamilNADU for a fcking reason!

12.You know in Pune is how every sentence starts!

13.Pune mei to is also a way to start sentences!

14.abee onion dalna…is all food (I know its repeated)

15.maharastra cusine is the best man…yea i know onions asshole!!!!

but its awesome fun….um haviung the time of my life to irritate the brains outta him….


3 Responses to “Living with the manoossss”

  1. aiyo paavam kozandai.
    ROFL @ 11!

  2. lol ur hindi 😀

  3. nahdri hai nandri hai apeeta!!!

    yenna pavan vendi kadaku…ore da fun ma

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