Bottles & Chimney
If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I’d swim to the bottom and never come up! But since it ain’t vodka and I ain’t a duck, Just pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up!!!

Archive for the ‘Dumbass!’ Category

some stuff to take off boredom!

February 3, 2011

Well I am going to be 30 Soon…actually later this year….so found this old post on another blog as I have nothing much to do at work…WTH…I thought let me just mark!!!! 81 i think…pretty ok to my standards!!! Anything else that I should do before this year??? Anything more you wanna add to my […]

Living with the manoossss

December 14, 2010

kaaya salleeeeeeee…….eeerrrr i hope i got the fckin speeling correct!!!! 1. Kandha is like air…add it to everything you eat! 2. Oh! he’s not a north indian….he actually takes offence….sob north indian starts if you stay even 1 km above the k’nataka and andhra border!! 3. “Abe north indian log accha nahi hai”…chuthiya tu bi […]

whats wrong and whats right!

February 3, 2010

I hate living in a democracy!!! WHo the fck ever said it is the best system!! It’s always what the majority wants!!! OOO the majority wanted this fck face to govern!! but wtf!! I dont!!! but Too bad…I have to live with it!    From the time we are born till we are dead and […]