Bottles & Chimney
If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I’d swim to the bottom and never come up! But since it ain’t vodka and I ain’t a duck, Just pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up!!!

Archive for the ‘FUCKING AWESOME!’ Category

wot did i feel

August 23, 2010

So she asked ….me how I felt…….I said Yea I celebrated my Life….. so what do you think about sex! 😉

My expirences with the elusive LUFA

July 6, 2010

A friend of mine gifted me this body gel and she said this is real nice for the Man to have a bath in. yea I did use it for a week but man damm it just wouldnt lather!!! Left me wondering what was the major hype about it and it just sticks on to […]

so the year end and a year older! eerr i mean wiser???

December 24, 2009

Ooo yea!!!! I know…it’s boring…but wtf! I got to do it!!!! Yup it’s the year end post asusual!!! So what have I been doing this year…well for starters I Reduced 30 KILOS!!! Yup! Thtz 30 KILOS of FAT, meat. Flesh what ever you call it gone from my body!!! Yea I am proud about it…nd […]