Bottles & Chimney
If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I’d swim to the bottom and never come up! But since it ain’t vodka and I ain’t a duck, Just pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up!!!


Well I am going to be 30 Soon…actually later this year….so found this old post on another blog as I have nothing much to do at work…WTH…I thought let me just mark!!!! 81 i think…pretty ok to my standards!!!

Anything else that I should do before this year??? Anything more you wanna add to my 30 list??

1. Bought everyone in the bar a drink

02. Swam with dolphins

03. Climbed a mountain.

04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive, à I so fckin want to…will do it this year!

05. Been inside the Great Pyramid

06. Held a tarantula

07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone

08. Said “I love you” and meant it

09. Hugged a tree

10. Bungee jumped

11. Visited Paris

12. Watched a lightning storm at sea

13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise à Yup nd i remember i was so fckin drunk!!!

14. Seen the Northern Lights

15. Gone to a huge sports game

16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa

17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables à keerai!

18. Touched an iceberg

19. Slept under the stars

20. Changed a baby’s diaper

21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon

22. Watched a meteor shower

23. Gotten drunk on champagne à Whisky, beer, vodka, brandy, wine

24. Given more than you can afford to charity

25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope

26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment à nd it was not a giggle…Lafter!

27. Had a food fight

28. Bet on a winning horse

29. Asked out a stranger

30. Had a snowball fight à Last week 😀 awesome fun!

31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can

32. Held a lamb. 

33. Seen a total eclipse

34. Ridden a roller coaster

35. Hit a home run à Lotsa six!

36. Danced like a fool and didn’t care who was looking

37. Adopted an accent for an entire day

38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment

39. Had two hard drives for your computer

40. Visited all 28 states

41. Taken care of someone who was drunk

42. Had amazing friends 

43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country

44. Watched dolphins

45. Stolen a sign

46. Backpacked in Europe

47. Taken a road-trip

48. Gone rock climbing

49. Taken a midnight walk on the beach

50. Gone sky diving -> Will be done in the next 4 months for SURE!

51. Visited Ireland -> Hope too!

52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love

53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them

54. Visited Japan

55. Milked a cow

56. Alphabetized your CDs

57. Pretended to be a superhero

58. Sung karaoke.

59. Lounged around in bed all day

60. Played touch football -> does one bounce volleyball count?

61. Gone scuba diving

62. Kissed in the rain

63. Played in the mud

64. Played in the rain

65. Gone to a drive-in theatre

66. Visited the Great Wall of China

67. Started a business

68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken

69. Toured ancient sites

70. Taken a martial arts class

71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight à but played God of War, Medal of honor and call of duty for more than that!

72. Gotten married

73. Been in a movie

74. Crashed a party

75. Gotten divorced

76. Gone without food for 5 days -> R u FCKIN NUTS!

77. Made cookies from scratch

78. Won first prize in a costume contest (Fancy dress competition?) à Rowdy ranga!

79. Ridden a gondola in Venice

80. Gotten a tattoo à Next one coming soon!

81. Rafted the Snake Riverà Not the Snake River!

82. Been on a television news program as an “expert”

83. Gotten flowers for no reason

84. Performed on stage à oo boy i call myself a PRO nowadays!

85. Been to Las Vegas à AWESOME! Everyone should!

86. Recorded music à it was crap for FUN!

87. Eaten shark à Love it!

88. Kissed on the first date à being drunken works! 😀

89. Gone to Thailand -à I so fckin want too man!!! Damm!!!!

90. Bought a house

91. Been in a combat zone

92. Buried one of your parents

93. Been on a cruise ship

94. Spoken more than one language fluently

95. Performed in Rocky Horror

96. Raised children

97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour

98. Passed out cold

99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country

100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over

101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge

102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking with the windows open

103. Had plastic surgery

104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived

105. Wrote articles for a large publication

106. Lost over 100 pounds à Does 72 and loosing count???

107. Held someone while they were having a flashback

108. Piloted an airplane

109. Touched a stingray

110. Broken someone’s heart

111. Helped an animal give birth

112. Won money on a TV game show

113. Broken a bone

114. Gone on an African photo safari

115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears

116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol

117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild

118. Ridden a horse

119. Had major surgery

120. Had a snake as a pet à No pet but have eaten one 😀

121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon

122. Slept for 30 hours in a 48 hour period

123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. States

124. Visited all 7 continents

125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days

126. Eaten kangaroo meat

127. Eaten sushi

128. Had your picture in the newspaper à Stage actor ma chumma ella! :DDD

129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about

130. Gone back to school

131. Parasailed

132. Touched a cockroach à Killed many!

133. Eaten fried green tomatoes

134. Read The Iliad and The Odyssey

135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read

136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating  à Deer! 😀 hunting season! 😀

137. Skipped all your school reunions

138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language

139. Been elected to public office

140. Written your own computer language

141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream à GOA!

142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care

143. Built your own PC from parts

144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you

145. Had a booth at a street fair

146. Dyed your hair

147. Been a DJ

148. Shaved your head

149. Caused a car accident

150. Saved someone’s life


you just go to the airport, train station or times Sq….to see how much of it is still out there in this world!!!!!
oh god!!!! too much beer????


kaaya salleeeeeeee…….eeerrrr i hope i got the fckin speeling correct!!!!

1. Kandha is like air…add it to everything you eat!

2. Oh! he’s not a north indian….he actually takes offence….sob north indian starts if you stay even 1 km above the k’nataka and andhra border!!

3. “Abe north indian log accha nahi hai”…chuthiya tu bi tho wahan se ho…

4. its not lvade…its lovade!!! bottle is bottal got it!

5. shivaji maharaj is god….so why the f ck did he die????

6. Shivaji maharaj was the god’s gift to india

7. shivaji maharaj is more popular than lady gaga and thtz that!

8. politics, politics and more politics!!!!!!

9. Hindi movieig are ok (read movieg) marati movies are the best and should win oscars every year!!!

10.Tamil is like poison into the ears!!!!

11.Tamil nadu mei to hindi kisiko nahi aathire!!! DUH! its called tamilNADU for a fcking reason!

12.You know in Pune is how every sentence starts!

13.Pune mei to is also a way to start sentences!

14.abee onion dalna…is all food (I know its repeated)

15.maharastra cusine is the best man…yea i know onions asshole!!!!

but its awesome fun….um haviung the time of my life to irritate the brains outta him….